Ready to laugh with your honey? From witty one-liners to relatable humor about married life, these marriage jokes and sayings ...

George Burns “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” — Phyllis Diller “Life’s a short trip. You’ll find out.” ...

"Children have neither past nor future ... up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing." –Phyllis Diller 147. "What if I fall? Oh, but my darling , what if you fly?" ...

In 'P.I. Diaries' Mullen details Carson's bizarre behavior, seeing him use a wine bucket to relieve himself while sitting next to a shocked John Wayne and actress Phyllis Diller at New York's '21 ...

An enduring inspiration for comediennes everywhere standup legend Phyllis Diller stays true to her raucous roots in this live performance filmed in Denver for HBO Hailed for her unmatched wit ...

Media mogul Barry Diller has thrown his support behind former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s bid for New York City mayor — citing “gratitude” for the disgraced politician’s past support of ...

Family, friends and colleagues of the tragic 31-year-old officer packed into St. Agnes Cathedral in Rockville Centre on Long Island to hear somber remarks delivered by Diller’s widow ...

A year after NYPD Det. Jonathan Diller was fatally shot in the line of duty, mourners and top NYPD brass on Tuesday packed a Long Island church where the slain cop’s wife and toddler were among ...

On today’s episode of The Young and the Restless, Sharon and Phyllis accused each other’s children and Nick (Joshua Morrow) of orchestrating the kidnapping. Back in Genoa City, Daniel (Michael ...

A former local tv news executive from Chicago has released her third children's book that will allow parents and their children to be interactive and learn while they read. Naples rocked by one of ...